1.  Thou shalt not lack a sense of humor.
2.  Thou shalt not be self-righteous.
3.  Thou shalt not mention money unless forced to by circumstance.
4.  Thou shall be respectful of thy neighbor's wife, as with all women.
5.  Thou shall consider intelligence to be the ultimate virtue, before all others.
6.  Thou shalt never be cruel, neither to man nor beast.
7.  Thou shall realize that, in the true long run, we are all dead.
8.  Thou shall welcome and pursue opportunities for self-improvement.
9.  Thou shall consider it unnecessary to point out instances of thy adherence to The Commandments.
10. Thou shall do thy best to avoid situations where thou wouldst be tempted to violate any of The Commandments.